No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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