Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
