So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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