don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
