can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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