There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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