So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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