That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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