Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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