It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I intend to get homeless drunk
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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