i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
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