Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I am mentally ready for anal.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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