He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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