Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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