so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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