i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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