Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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