I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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