you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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