if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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