i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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