rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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