She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
high people should be assigned attendants
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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