My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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