Kiss
Puke
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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