oh god the rape fog is back!
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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