You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
