I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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