you win again, gameday.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
either way he was missing a nipple.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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