i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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