he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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