We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
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