Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
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