You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
