she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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