He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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