I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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