when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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