is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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