Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
how does that bad decision feel?
Randomize
