Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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