I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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