We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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