so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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