gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
tell me about the eggs
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