So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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