i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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