i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kissed a someone with a penis
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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