Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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