"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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